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Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game. By : John DeJong This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of "Dice Football". That was the simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time to start getting a little more complex. As, in all my dice football games you will need two dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil. Internet Scams and the Charlatans Behind Them By : Jim Pretin A humorous commentary about internet making money scams It's official. They are not together! By : James Monahan This announcement came after tabloid stories said that the couple's marriage was indeed on the rocks. You are joking series: Stonehenge 15 one liner funny jokes competition By : Nazir Hussain Stonehenge Jokers plc organises.. Stonehenge jokers competition every year. In March 2006, James Mcdugal was sent to the event... he took a crash course in telling jokes.. entered the competition. He was the overall winner.. His one liner stomach crushers are listed here as well as his winning prize.. Remote Viewing & Remote Influencing - What is it? By : Jim Pretin A commentary about Remote Viewing and Remote Influencing The Difference Between An Optimist And A Pessimist By : Saleem Rana Attitude determines everything. In this humorous exchange between an optimist and a pessimist, we can see how our attitude defines our health, wealth, and experience of luck. Tech Support Comedy By : Allyson Brandy Ever wonder what the help-desk technician was doing on the other end of the phone when you scream that your computer just crashed? Well, here's a website full of tech support horror stories that would make the most stalwart consumer cringe and will, at the very least, leave you in laughing hysterically or in tears depending on where you appear in the lack of competancy index. Taliban Infiltrates South Dakota Legislature By : Nola L. Kelsey Is history repeating itself? As outrage over South Dakota's abortion ban grows, another mystery is put to rest. Field Notes on Country Linguistics By : Nola L. Kelsey You hear many endearing phrases in the county. Translating them to English can be complex. Use these handy Field Notes on Country Linguistics to lay the ground-work effective communication in the hinterland. How To Impress Girls - Or Maybe Not By : Duane Shinn I suppose that all males at some time in their life attempt to impress girls. My efforts started in about the 5th grade, and left a great deal to be desired. How I Found Out That God Bowls On Monday Evenings at 7 By : Duane Shinn I grew up wondering what Jesus did on Monday evenings. My Uncle Verge went bowling on Monday evenings, and although a good Methodist child wouldn't be caught dead inside a bowling alley back in those days, I sometimes visualized Jesus bowling along side of Uncle Verge, since they both apparently had Monday evenings off. How Grandma's Lap Robe Saved My Legs By : Duane Shinn As I was growing up, Grandma always made sure that I wouldn't catch cold by insisting I have a lap robe over my legs. Didn't matter if it was 32 degrees or 100 degrees; the lap robe was an absolute necessity. Are You Spreading Humor By : David Hill My first thought upon seeing the subject, "Are you sharing humor?" was that it referred to comics or orators. After giving some thought to the subject I began to see that each one of us, at sometime or other, should share our humor. The Effects Of Funny Things By : Vicki Churchill This article looks at the wonderful effects of laughter & really funny things. Just A Bus Trip Or A Daytime Nightmare? By : Martyn Brown Martyn Brown writes and edits home business publications but, on occasions, looks at the lighter side of life. Martyn took a rare bus trip. Mobile Disco - Quick Before They Lock Us In By : Martyn Brown This is a true account of a mobile discotheque performed at an 'Old Folks' home. Highly entertaining ... and the disco was too. Welcome Back Professor! By : marco miranda On his return from Zurich the Professor discusses Iraq, Middle East situation and Axis of Evil matters. A humorous slant on serious matters. Do You Want to Know What Happened to Karl? By : marco miranda It seem that Karl Rove;s brilliant perdormance is coming to an end as a reult of the Democrat's victory in the Mid Term Elections, Is the Word Christmas Politically Correct? By : marco miranda The so called political correctness has created absurd guidelines affecting ordinary situations, events and personalities in our society. Time to unmask some of them. Do You Want to Know what Goes On at the White House? By : marco miranda Recent political changes are bound to affect the jobs and lives of White House officials. Let us hear some of the gossip. Fran Capo, Angel On Her Shoulder By : Mark Greenstein well known comedian, Fran Capo has been on the Larry King Show, and said the Eulogy for the victims of the Titanic tragedy. Hear her divine story of her contact with a real angel. Fun Free Games By : Vicki Churchill Everyone likes to play games from children to adults and you don't have to hurt your wallet organising a fun day or evening of entertainment. Some of the most enjoyable activities are simple free games Why Are Some Plants Called Weeds? By : Tom Henricks Shouldn't weed classification really should remain in the eye of the beholder? Hilarious Jokes to Lighten Your Mood By : Steven Jeny Laughter is undoubtedly good for your health. Sometimes, however, it is hard to break a smile. Monday mornings at work come to mind. Well, here are some quotes that can tackle even the Monday morning blues. Aggravation and Adventure in the Garden By : Jesse Turner In our first try at gardening we were naive enough to think "plant it and it will grow", well, that bubble was burst rather quickly. Coveting Thy Brother-in-Laws Tractor By : Jesse Turner Is there any sweeter sight or sound than seeing the green and yellow of a John Deere and then hearing it roar to life at 4:00 in the morning? Friends say I'm "so weird" and I've conceded that point a long time ago, but, I still want that tractor. One Mans Struggle With A Large Corporation By : David Cowley A humorous account of one mans struggle with a large corporation Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets By : John DeJong Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one sheet of toilet paper for every visit. Funny Jokes By : Radu Valentina Jokes have become such an integral part of our lives, yet no one really knows how the term ‘joke’ came into existence, or who cracked the first ever joke. No matter what part of the world you are from; there is always one person in the group that has an interesting anecdote or joke to offer. What is equally true is that jokes have a way of relaxing the entire group. Customize Myspace Layouts By : Bradley C Smith A big part of social networking involves personality, and thus Myspace layouts are becoming more popular by the day. To those who don't know, Myspace layouts are sort of like the central computer of your Myspace page. Myspace layouts are not hard to use, in fact anyone that can create a Myspace profile can easily begin changing their Myspace layout right away. Unschooling is Learning That Never Stops By : Lill Hawkins When you use the Unschooling method of homeschooling, teachable moments can occur when you least expect them. Trivia For Beginners By : Jan Michaels I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I have created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting. Fonejacker - Funny prank calls By : wayne metcalfe If you have not had a chance to look at the latest Channel 4 series fonejacker, but seem to come across it where ever you go, here is a quick overview of the super hit series. Fonejacker is a television series that follows the exploits of the multi-talented actor Kayvan Novak, as he makes prank calls to people all over the UK. Each fonejacker episode begins with definition of fonejack which is defined as “seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic”. Of course, since fonejacking is all about making prank telephone calls, the telephone conversation is usually accompanied by on screen animations that look similar to a Monty Python cartoon. How Loneliness, Faulty Logic and Convenience Destroyed Three Super Brains By : Jack Deal Even the smartest among us can veer off path and end up going down a path of utter stupidity. Go Ahead, I Dare Ya! Google My Name! By : Jack Deal When I was a kid we used to dare, double dare and then double dog dare. Nobody googled. Lessons in Life We Can Learn from Ugly Women with Big Tattoos By : Jack Deal It's true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but sometimes deflecting focus away from ugliness actually makes one relatively prettier. There is no Security with Shaking Ground, Mad Shoplifters and Thieving Families By : Jack Deal We can never totally isolate ourselves from evil,risk, threat and bad things in general. Rather than worry about it we should get out and about and enjoy life and not be obsessed with creating a no risk environment. Besides, there is no such animal. Where Does the Expression "Sleep Tight" Come From? By : Sherry Harris We have all heard the old saying of "sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite". Since this is incredibly gross, let's just focus on the first part. Tight is a word that can be used to mean so many things in slang. But even with the language changes over the years, sleep tight is still a good wish of sorts. How Your Collective Thinking is Destroying Your Mind, Career, Personal Life and Hippocampus By : Jack Deal Those that think like sheep become sheep. UCSC Treesitting Protesters Barking Up Some Really, Really Big Redwood Trees By : Jack Deal If your son or daughter were protesting 150 up on redwood tree limb should you demand they transfer to Texas A&M? Truly Grin, Snort and Bear It By : Aazdak Alisimo They say life tends to balance out, but some days can really seem to take the wind out of your sails. If you find yourself stressed out or taking life way to seriously, a good laugh can make all the difference so read on my friend. Intelligent Design and Natural Intelligence Are Two Peas in the Same Old Pod By : Jack Deal If it can't be tested and exists only on faith it is not science. Why not say 'it's not science' and move on? I'd Rather Be an Ugly Mexican than an Unhappy, Stupid, Silly Argentinean By : Jack Deal Argentine reporter Jorge Lafauci was recorded during a TV show saying that Mexicans are the ugliest and the only pretty ones are on TV. Lafauci upholds a longstanding tradition of Argentines making silly, stupid statments. Comedian Steven Wright - Brilliance Or Insanity? By : Aazdak Alisimo If you have seen one comedian, you have often seen many since they tend to borrow the same jokes from each other. When it comes to the great Steven Wright, however, everything is unique, bizarre and utterly hilarious. Getting In Touch With Your Cartoonist Within By : Rick London... "They" say you have to be funny and artistic to be a cartoonist. I beg to differ. My Secret Life as a Junk Man or My New Cognitive Behavioral Materialism Therapy By : Jack Deal Wallow in your stuff to gradually wean yourself from it. After a while you won't want to go to the mall anymore. What About Free Laughter…Online? By : Andrew Bimbo We live in a stressful world! From the time you go out from your house to the time you arrive in your office, it is certain that you will encounter at least one incident that would stress you out. A Highland Wedding Proposal By : Catherine Harvey A look at a trip for two native Scots in their hired car. Confessions Of An IT Support Worker By : Shaun Parker A look at anecdotes and funny tales from the IT support industry in the London area. Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look By : Jack Deal We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method? 'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators By : Jack Deal Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities. Have You Heard Of Remote Viewing And Influencing? By : Jim Pretin Remote viewing and remote influencing have become two of the most bizarre topics bandied about on the web in recent years My Secret Life as a Sheep Farmer or Never Say Never By : Jack Deal Never, never say never... A Students Guide To Survive Living Alone By : Anna Stenning Helpful tips for students who have just started out into the world of university and living without your parents for the first time. Where is that Mycroft Holmes When We Really Need Him? By : Jack Deal Even Sherlock Holmes needed a good hint every now and then, right? The Dynamics and Finer Points of Sleeping in a Yucatecan Hammock By : Jack Deal When on the Yucatan peninsula, try sleeping in a locally made hammock. 'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk By : Jack Deal Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome. How to Get Free Food by Effectively Using the Halftime Exit Strategy By : Jack Deal By focusing on the silly needs of others we can often reap unexpected benefits. Partition Experts To Keep The Peace By : Catherine Harvey A look at teh uniqueness of what makes an exhibition stand designer so good at his job. Why Non-Dairy Creamer is the Greatest Marketing Coup of All Time By : Jack Deal Non-dairy creamer proves that humans can fake themselves out with just about anything. It's a Pig Thing: My Very Strange and Ongoing Relationship with Pigs By : Jack Deal A pig is a pig whether free range or otherwise. Bonding with a pig is like bonding with barbecue. Begone Doom and Gloomers: Why You Should Stay on the Sunnyside of Life By : Jack Deal It's not worth it being a doom and gloomer. Think of what it costs in lost wages. Dumber by Design: We're Feeble-Minded, What's Your Excuse? By : Jack Deal Is there a limit as to just how far one can dumb down? The Strange Case of Dr. Pietro d'Abano or Things Really Could Be Much Worse By : Jack Deal We think we have it bad until we see someone that has it really bad... Can the New Techies Manage and Maintain Their Vast, Extended Neural Networks? By : Jack Deal Devices and gadgets have extended the brain's neural network to outside the cranium. What happens when these devices fail? Civilized Visualization or Worrying About Worrying About Having the Big One By : Jack Deal As if there isn't enough to worry about already... How to Make Money on Blogs By : Dmitrijs23 Kononovs32 Make Money Online These days the internet technology is being applied to all spheres of our lives. There is hardly any door left that has not yet received the knock of this great invention of the twentieth century. Needless to say, internet applications have enabled us reach ever new heights. This technology is also used to make money online. As a matter of fact there are greater scopes to make money online than you can possibly think of. It is true that earlier the option that was available to make money online was not at all that easy. For that you were required to have your own website. Besides there had to substantial services and/or products to sell. But today there are so many ‘dot com’s that will take care of all your technical requirements. It is much easier to make money online with their aid as they will be paying you for whatever your scope of knowledge is and to whom you can reach. For all these you no longer need to possess the expertise of some marketing genius either Faulty Meat Processing Machines Go Haywire By : Catherine Harvey A humourous look at what can happen if meat processing machines malfunction. Valentine's Day Cards By : Aun Rizvi Valentine’s Day is celebrated every year on February the 14th. This day is celebrated to express love. For lovers it is the most important day as they can express their deepest feelings to their loved ones. On Valentine’s Day we honor all those people who we love the most. Love is the most beautiful feeling in which our heart does the talking. To express this beautiful feeling millions and millions are spent on cards, flowers, gifts and candies every year. The best way to express the impact of love is the Valentine Card. Goofisms: The Worms Have It! By : Mac Bartine "The buzz is: worms may well save the planet." Ecological satire by Goofism founder Mac Bartine. Katana master By : Denis Maximov This story took place in feudal Japan in the 18th century. The great warrior and commander Uesugi Kenshin said, "A warrior has success in his head, armor on his chest, and his fate is in heaven. Go to fight with confidence and you'll come back without a single wound… How To Change An Ink Cartridge By : Catherine Harvey A look at the difficulties associated with changing an ink cartridge. Katana master By : Denis Portov This story took place in feudal Japan in the 18th century. The great warrior and commander Uesugi Kenshin said, "A warrior has success in his head, armor on his chest, and his fate is in heaven. Go to fight with confidence and you'll come back without a single wound… So Whats So Funny? By : Neil Ebsworth A look at the roots of humor and what makes us laugh. Everybody is Happy in Their Own Way By : Denis Portov It’s hard to say for sure what happiness is, but some old people consider themselves experts in this area… Maybe they’re just pretending to know, carrying out their insidious plans? April Fool’s trick By : Denis Portov One of the best and funniest April Fool’s tricks was invented and played by me last year. I should say that my friend and me used to make fun of each other regularly on April Fool’s Day with varying success... Crazy student hostel By : Denis Portov Once again about student hostel (this topic has no ending). The story how a door jamb met a head and how the latter capitulated to the former. All Roads Lead to Oz By : Steve Timmeson In my eclectic studies of many different subjects I have run across an interesting common denominator. Nearly every major discipline in search of knowledge about the world we live in, or for explanation of the mysteries of the universe run up against an obstacle unless they assume or propose one principle. That is the concept of extra dimensions. AIDS epidemic in the USSR By : Denis Portov When an adult suffers from à child disease, it is extraordinary painful. Just as it happened to me at the late Soviet time when I caught measles, was bedridden for three days with a fever heat of 40C and was going to die... Our police takes care of us By : Denis Portov This story was told by one of my friends (and edited by me). I can’t say for sure if the story is true but in case of dire need personal information about the participants has been changed. The debate for and against doctor’s excuses By : Matthew21 Markey21 The debate for and against doctor’s excuses Often times, I had to work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Whenever I have the luxury of time to rest, my first refuge was always a DVD. Corporate life was really tiring, very stressful but at the midst of it all, I was also bored. I had to do the same things everyday. Truthfully, I could do my daily tasks with my eyes closed and my mind drifting off to sleep. Face Painting By : Patrik Ewriter Face painting is of great fun and importance to the painter as well as the person whose face is to be painted. As you start giving vent to your sentiments, you see a wonderful image of great influence being born on the face you are painting. Comedy and Comedians By : Rodger Jackman Funny business inc specialize in Clean corporate comedy, and have been filling venues with laughter for over 30 years. Funny Business Inc. has been Canada's largest talent agency and exclusive representative of Yuk Yuk's On Tour from Western to Eastern Canada. Laughing Out Loud Online - The Key To Finding Hilarity In A Boring World By : The daily frustrations of dealing with the Internet and computers can leave even the most pleasant of people in a fowl mood, so it's important for all of us to keep ourselves laughing out loud online. Is Twitter For Twits? By : Jack Sinclair Twitter was once full of twits, but look who just moved in... How to choose a venue for your fun casino event! By : Michiel Van Kets Want a successful event? Why not consider a Vegas style casino, just be sure to choose the right venue, get it right and you will have a great event, get it wrong and you could be looking at a flop! Baby Clothes Louder Than The Baby By : Catherine Harvey A humourous look at the trend in dressing your children in funny baby t-shirts and the physocological effects it can have. Give Me My Tooth By : A true and humerous experience in the dentist chair and how it relates to self reliance. The Humble Ink Cartridge Is Often Mistaken By : Catherine Harvey A look at some of the problems encountered when spelling mistakes are made while searching the internet. Industrial Design Has It's Uses - Somewhere By : Catherine Harvey A look at some of the inventions to have been made over time that we all see as innovative at the time but that we all end up storing and not using. Technical Troubleshooting at ATT Yahoo for Fun, Profit and Sheer Adventure By : Jack Deal What saved me were the string of polite, knowledgeable employees that despite the absurdity of the systems they were working under, were able to work around that and get my problem solved. Things To Do With Chauffeur Car Hire By : Catherine Harvey A look at what can be done in a chauffeured car other than the expected. Haunted Airports in Hawaii! By : Natalia Ippolito Learn about my ghostly experience working for TSA at Lihue Airport on Kauai. How To Get Your Man To Be A Ten Out Of Ten By : Catherine Harvey A look at the art of nagging and how you can get your partner to stop smoking, finish DIY or buy that jewellery with gentle pursuasion at the perfectly timed moment. The Randomness Of Funny Stuff By : Sebastian Marders A whimsical look at the makings of random, funny moments. For single or for sfigati there is a virtual companion By : Falco the benefits are there for all to see, change position ee close to you based on your movements,Surely you can not compare to a beautiful girl in flesh and bones Charlie Chaplin - The Legend By : Sebastian Marders Charlie Chaplin's comedy was rich in creativity and cleverness. His ability to make his audience laugh while touching universal chords of emotions was a rare gift. Aaron McGruder And His Controversial Comic Strip "The Boondocks" By : Sebastian Marders The satirical and edgy comic strip "The Boondocks," created by Aaron McGruder, involves two young African American brothers from inner-city Chicago who explore life living with their grandfather in an unassuming suburb of the big city. The Evolution of the Garfield Comic Strip By : Sebastian Marders June 19th, 1978 saw the birth of one of the most beloved and best known comic strips of all time, Garfield, a tale of an ornery but lovable orange tabby cat, his owner Jonathan Q. Arbuckle, better known simply as Jon, and the long-eared but equally adorable Odie the dog. History of the Recliner Chair By : Mitch Endick While much of the written history of the recliner starts in the early Twentieth Century, the recliner chair dates back much further.

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